DEAR ABBY
DEAR ABBY: Are birth control pills deductible?
--KAY--
DEAR KAY: Only if they don't work.
DEAR ABBY: I have always wanted to have my family history traced,
but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any
suggestions?
--SAM--
DEAR SAM: Yes. Run for public office.
DEAR ABBY: I have a man I never could trust. Why, he cheats so much
I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.
DEAR ABBY: I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been
on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my
boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well
enough to discuss money with him.
DEAR ABBY: I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and
when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said
it would never happen again.
DEAR ABBY: Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy
who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
DEAR ABBY: My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50
an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.
DEAR ABBY: Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a
little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't and he
finally did it.
DEAR ABBY: My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is
going through her mental pause.